By M. William Phelps. I know it's hard to believe that I could be distracted from a plot summary involving "a troubled teen -- and aspiring vampire" named Kyle, but if anything's going to do it, it's this author photo. Phelpsie really bringing the "trying not to laugh while scolding the dog for eating a sock" vibes here. Love it.
This paperback's in pretty standard shape: edgewear, a few spine cracks. Nothing fatal, though; all pages clean and present, and a perfect candidate for post-read recycling.